Fake 5.11 tactical watch

5.11 tactical never produces such watches.
I found in the shops in Russia with names, one funnier the other: Voenmarket, Ded Mazay, Berserkrus.
Also appeared in Belarus

5.11 Fake FIELD OPS watch

5.11 tactical never produces such watches

I found in the shop in Russia with funny primordially (native) slavic name "Batyr" ("Батыр")

Сизкомплект Часы тактические водонепроницаемые командирские. Батырские!

I Can't Hear You... The Signal Keeps Bacon Up!

Signal to attack - three green whistles! Military humor

Three green whistles
"Сигнал к атаке - три зеленых свистка" © Армейский юмор

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